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Bite me !
By Beri - March 3, 2012   

A bite from the banana spider results in hours-long erections.


The Brazilian wandering spiders or Phoneutria are also known as banana spiders as they can often be found in banana plants.
Their venom contains a toxin, Tx2–6, which causes symptoms of priapism in male victims and can induce erectile dysfunction because of penis thrombus.
These spiders are considered dangerous for humans as they also produce a potent neurotoxin (several cases of death have been reported) but their venom properties could offer new ways of treatment of erectile dysfunction.


latino.foxnews.com – Brazilian Spider Viagra
Wikipedia.org – Brazilian wandering spider
Wikipedia.org – Tx2–6

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Ghost - March 6, 2012 - 12:18 - (link to the comment)

Spiderbanana, Spiderbanana,
Does whatever a Viagra can.
Rise a dick, any size,
Catches b**** just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderbanana.

Kevinh461 - April 6, 2012 - 03:15 - (link to the comment)

Watch a 1000 ways to die it shows a dramatization of a banana spider death

Dragonpizza - June 15, 2012 - 09:50 - (link to the comment)

I gonna try it

FILTH4729 - Aug. 13, 2012 - 23:04 - (link to the comment)

Dude, the banana/wandering spider are fucking considered the most venemous spiders on earth. If you're gonna get bitten, then make sure you're 80 years of age, and on your death bed with three sexy ass 20 years old ready to fuck your brains out, cuz that's the only time I would see the erection from the bite acceptable.

durock12 - Jan. 25, 2013 - 05:37 - (link to the comment)

I need to get me one of thiose spiders

Koreanwithatan - April 22, 2013 - 00:41 - (link to the comment)

Its actually permanent

mayelo - Feb. 9, 2015 - 07:40 - (link to the comment)