It is impossible to put a finger in the nose, one in the anus and one in each ear simultaneously.
But you can always try!
Note: this DYK has been added to contrast with the false DYK that says it is impossible to lick your elbow.
So what? Who the devil would want to do this in any case?
firstly who would want to?, secondly it fails to mention whose fingers, and if they are still attached to their hands…. although the 'put in simultaneously' part does present some difficulty depending on how you define it… (within 10 seconds?, .0000000001 seconds?, etc, although you could still )
but if it just means having a finger in each of the aforementioned holes at the same time, it is indeed possible
So what? Who the devil would want to do this in any case?
This DYK refers to the (quite) famous fake-fun-fact “it is impossible to lick your elbow”, since some people always tell “well, I know someone who can”.
This version is “I know someone”-free.
I tried it…
I swear I didn't try